PWP/smut one shot, Daniel/Armand

Fanfic Title: dead men don’t laugh (Explicit, 2.2k words)

Tags: Porn without Plot, Smut, Anal Sex, Character Study, Banter, Established Relationship, Devil’s Minion Era, Blood Drinking, Blood Sharing,Daniel ruminates on what it means to fuck a “dead” thing, Daniel’s usual hypocritical philosophy, lots of descriptions of Armand’s “dead” body, but that guy is very much Conscious and Talking, they are in love your honor but it’s complicated!

Summary:

 “You would follow me into the grave, Daniel?” When he spoke Armand’s fangs glinted in the light of the single-bulb overhead lamp.

 “You know I would, you son of a bitch.”

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edwardashley:

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